Beauty is Imperfection

(Originally posted Wednesday, January 09, 2008 )

Musings on the New Hampshire Primary Results in Japanese Haiku

Hillary’s soft tears;
This is not a game, she weeps;
Waxes Barack’s ass

Rudy waits to win
larger primaries; says, “Bite
me, conservatives”

LBJ said that
crying at the right time is
just smart. He meant men

Mike Huckabee still
Rallies conservatives; the
kind with outhouses

Barack would win the
Youth vote if America’s
Youth voted; fat chance

Hillary squirts a
few, still wins primary; so
fuck you Ed Muskie

Independents like
Barack; Hill says he’s green; so
was Bill at first, shrew!

Newsmax says Hill is
finished; they’ve been saying that
for sixteen damn years

Steinem said sexist
Americans would shun Hill;
Real dumb, Gloria

Hecklers asked Hill to
Iron their shirts; so dumb it
seems planned by her

McCain was tortured
in Vietnam; he’ll invade
Almost anyone

Moderates like John
McCain; I do too; except
for his thoughts and plans

John Edwards fights on
To win South Carolina
“Need more white males here”

Fred Thompson’s lazy;
his wife wants this more than he;
She’s really hot though

Everyone wants to
enter game late like Thompson;
Too clever by half

Only assholes come
In the game late; assholes with
names like Ross Perot

Everyone wants to
Be the vote of change; but we’ll
Never leave Iraq

Why would all of these
Nice people want to have Bush’s
Dumb war shat on them?

Hillary voted
For the war; we all forgot
Go, Hillary, Go

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