(Originally posted Saturday, January 05, 2008 )
A raft of film blurbs you would not likely want on your movie poster.
… a performance so understated, he’s practically dead …
… a film so loud and bombastic, it HAS to win an Oscar….
… Sexy action cool! That’s right. No verbs! Just “sexy action cool!” …
… Crazy sexy smart! …
… Crazy sexy pedophilia! …
… This movie will have you trotting to the bathroom …
… If you see only one movie this year, this could be the movie that you see this year …
… A movie with all the ambition you have come to expect from a director who is a bona fide asshole…
… A film with a budget and opening weekend grosses that will astound you …
… A feast for the eyes, ears, nose and mostly genitals …
… A really sentimental film, great for people who like that sort of thing …
… you can’t help but be manipulated by this touching story …
… Crazy Sexy Down Syndrome! …
… If consumer reports told you what movie to see, this movie would be the one least likely to cause you any type of harm …
… If Brando had a cinematic heir, here is the actor we would bestow that kiss of death on …
… This actress has the willingness to be nude that could make her a star …
… A treat for the whole family, especially the ones engaged in incest …
… This is a movie. Period. …
Beauty is Imperfection 
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