(Originally posted Monday, December 17, 2007)
Germany has recently ruled that Scientology is an unconstitutional organization. What other alternative religions and creeds are they banning?
–*Wiccans for Jesus
–*Free love cathars
–*Shell-fish eating anabaptists
–*The Realigned Schismatic Rosicrucians of Thuringia (Minister Bob’s Sect)
–*Christmas-Easter Atheists
–*Flesh-eating Bogomils
–*The Pro Man-Boy Love Chapter of the Knights Templar
–*The Church of Sally Kirkland
–*The Society for Creative Anachronism Suicide Squad
–*Zoroastrians for the Madonna (all of them)
–*Sufis Who Lunch
–*Mormons For Beer
–*Any Syncretic Mix of Roman Catholicism and Apache
–*Boston Celtic Fans For the Restoration of the Tridentine Mass
–*Jews For A Third Temple
–*Muslims Ready To Tear Down The Third Temple
–*Monophysites For Bo Derek
–*Coptics For The “Jesus Was A Ball of Gas” Theory
–*The Church of Christ “Pro-Dancing and Miniskirts Sect” of Osh Kosh, Wisconsin.
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