Beauty is Imperfection

(Originally posted Monday, December 10, 2007)

Fake Fights and Rivalries Manufactured for Dramatic Purposes by the Media

–*Lindsay Lohan vs. Hilary Duff

–*George Clooney versus Fabio

–*Gen X vs. the baby boomers

–*Angelina Jolie versus Jennifer Aniston

–*Kanye versus 50 Cent

–*Leno versus Letterman

–*God versus Satan

–*Jesus versus Satan

–*Sylvester versus Tweety

–*Jessica Simpson versus Ashlee Simpson

–*The U.S. versus Spain (1898 )

–*The U.S. versus Iraq (2003)

–*The Oyster Bay Roosevelts versus the Hyde Park Roosevelts

–*East Coast Rap versus West Coast Rap

–*The Hyde Park Roosevelts versus West Coast Rap

–*Ali versus Foreman

–*Coke versus Pepsi

–*Nicole Kidman versus Jesus

–*John Lennon versus Jesus

–*Jack Paar versus Jesus

–*Snow White versus the Evil Queen

–*Evil queens versus huggable Lesbians

–*Republicans versus Democrats

–*Capitalists versus the workers

–*Men versus women

–*Blacks versus whites

–*Us versus them

–*Me versus you