(Originally posted Thursday, November 01, 2007)
Top 11 Things We Think We Just Found On The Floor, Though We’re Not Sure
–*Cat vomit
–*A pile of Alpo
–*The last bits of a half-eaten mouse
–*A miniature scale model of the Taj Mahal
–*Charred remains of Hillary Clinton’s lost Whitewater records
–*What’s left of Jimmy Hoffa
–*What’s left of last night’s mahi-mahi
–*A half-formed golem, the animated being that is created from inanimate matter in Jewish folklore, but only half-formed in this case since it’s not quite walking or talking
–*Tiny Elvis
–*An old nicotine patch
–*The evidence that could get you hanged
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