(Originally posted Tuesday, November 06, 2007)
What You Saw Last Night While You Were On Drugs
–*Pink elephants
–*Morley Safer in a boa doing a sexy lap dance
–*The entire text of the Koran printed on the head of a pin, and yet somehow completely legible to your drug-addled eyes
–*The lava lamp, because you didn’t have the imagination to be looking at anything else
–*Pink Floyd’s “The Wall,” because it makes more sense that way
–*”2001: A Space Odyssey,” by Stanley Kubrick, though the last 20 minutes still don’t make any sense, even after drinking morphine straight from the bag
–*Third-quarter tax forms with a large itemized deduction section
–*God, while listening to the drum solo on Iron Butterfly’s “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” sped up to 78 rpm
–*Cute little dormice with high voices recreating the rape of the Sabine women
–*Christ giving a mani-pedi to the feet of the apostles
–*Nothing. Drugs, for some unhappy reason, don’t do anything for you.
Beauty is Imperfection 
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