(Originally posted Wednesday, November 07, 2007)
What Really Dubious-Sounding Professional Service Marks Are We Using to Sound More Legitimate?
Certified Professional Retirement Mentor (CPRM)
Certified Open Relationship Counselor (CORC)
Certified Insurance Wizard (CIW)
Certified Guy Who Helps Old People With Their Taxes (CGWHOPWTT)
Certified Food Expert (CFE)
Certified Sniffer (CS)
Chartered Financial Enthusiast (CFE)
Registered Breather (RB)
Licensed Match Maker for Women Over 50 (LMMW50)
Certified Professional Insurance Specialist for Tango Accidents (CPISfTA)
Certified Doctor of Erotic Massage (CDEM)
Juris Doctor of Love (JD.L.)
Certified Full-Body-Work Therapist (CFBWT)
Certified Cunnilingus Quality Control Technician (CCQCT)
Certified Real Estate Wood Cordage Appraiser (CREWCA)
Registered Fellatrix (RF)
Certified Spotter of Jewishness in Hot Guys (CSJIHG)
Certified Internet Mortgage Locator (CIML)
Licensed Tire Shaver (LTS)
Registered Toad Licker (RTL)
Accredited Life Experience Communicator (ALEC)
Professional Real-Doll Wrangler (PRDW)
Certified Cross-Border Adoption Mercenary (CCBAM)
Official Crashing Bore (OCB)
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