(Originally posted Monday, November 05, 2007)
A slew of new biographies and autobiographies from the 2008 presidential candidates will soon be hitting the bookshelves as the campaign continues to heat up. Here are some of the titles you can look forward to:
“A Mere Thimbleful of Faith” by Barack Obama
“The Last Cockfight: The Bill Richardson Story”
“I Abstain: The Mitt Romney Story”
“Shambling For the Lobbyists: The Sexy Lassitude of Fred Dalton Thompson.”
“Chasing an Ambulance and a Dream,” by John Edwards
“If Only I Could Remember My Name,” by Tom Tancredo
“Without Borders. No, I Mean Literally, Let’s Have No Borders: The Ron Paul Story.”
“With Only $38 to My Name,” by Dennis Kucinich
“This Itch Will Grow,” by Christopher Dodd
“I Only Represent Angels and Morons,” by Mike Huckabee
“Winning Unfathomable Power Through the Skillful Duplicity of Your Womanhood,” by Hillary Rodham Clinton
“There Are No Gays On Star Trek,” by Alan Keyes
“A Maverick is Someone Who Chains Himself to a Sinking Ship,” by John McCain
“How To Be The Smartest Guy In the Room (And Yet Mostly Be Known For Your Fuck-Ups)” by Joe Biden
“If They Don’t Like It, They Can Suck On It,” by Rudy Giuliani
“If You People Thought About the Ramifications of My Agenda For Two Seconds, Rather Than Just Voting For Me Because It Seemed Cool, You’d Run From Me Like a Plague of Locusts: The Ralph Nader Story”
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