(Originally posted Friday, November 16, 2007)
What are we looking for on Google?
“Global warming worries”
“Global warming” and rising oceans
“Global warming and polar bears”
“Polar bears”
“Homosexual bears”
“Global warming and Britney Spears”
“Global warming and muenster cheese”
“Bonds indicted”
“Bonds and stocks”
“Bail Bonds”
“Gold bond”
“Athletes foot”
“Jock itch”
“Stock market” and “hell in a handbasket”
HBO + “Tell Me You Love Me” + Testicles
HBO + “Tell Me You Love Me” + “actual sex”
HBO + “Tell Me You Love Me” + pornographic
“Prostitution”
“Montreal prostitution”
“Where do I find a prostitute in Montreal”
“Where is St. Catherine Street”
“Hungry in Montreal”
“Where to find poutine in Montreal”
“Where to find a prostitute and poutine in Montreal”
“Amy Winehouse”
“Amy Winehouse” + drugs
“Is Amy Winehouse on drugs?”
“Amy Winehouse” and drugs and boyfriend
“Does Amywinehouse have a boyfriend?”
“Does Amy Winehouse have a boyfriend on drugs”
“Pop stars on drugs”
“Need a job”
“Good jobs”
“Schools in Montreal”
“McGill University”
“McGill law school”
“Harvard of the North”
“Harvard”
“Tuition at Harvard”
“Cheap education”
“Community college”
“Votech”
“Avocashun”
“Avocation”
“Car repair”
“Camero”
“Camaro”
“Bitchin’ Camaro”
“Where to buy a bitchin’ Camaro”
“Chevrolet Camaro”
“Financing a Camaro”
“White Castle hours”
“White Castle delivery”
“Pizza delivery”
“Suicide Girls”
“Suicide Girls” + Nitrogen
“Suicide Girls” + Darfina
“Suicide Girls” + Farafalla
Montreal + “Bus schedule” + “Service disruptions”
Beauty is Imperfection 
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