(Originally posted Sunday, November 11, 2007)
What are some of the new and more controversial moves being declared illegal in professional wrestling?
The double clothesline
The yellow-throated warbler death grip
The backhoe special
The reverse cowgirl pile driver
The midget wrestling foreign body retrieval special
The Argentine backwash choke-hold
The Nagasaki vaporizer
The widows and orphans fund four-fingered death lock
The Joan Crawford masculine shoulders block takedown
The reverse toilet-trainer
The seated senton with one-hand magazine
The Preparation H special
The reverse turnbuckle titty twister
The happy Jesuit runs amok hold
The two girl cock block
The Chinese stink face
The crucifixion finisher
The flying fuck at your heart punch
The bloody pen knife
The Norman Mailer flatulence blow (Rest in peace)
The Vespers bell clap
The dirty Sanchez sunset flip
The scimitar of Damascus throat finisher
A fireman’s carry followed by a ballet fourth gorilla press followed by a knee to the spine
The reverse ankle tendon sit n’ spin
The “alien popping out of your stomach at lunch” cloverleaf hold
The Hannibal Lecter butterfly mash
The Pasolini’s “120 Days of Sodom” claw hold
The chicken strangler
The mounted chin lock
The happy face buster
The shoe fetish anaconda vise
And finally, the “End of the Republic” guillotine scissor kick
Beauty is Imperfection 
Some of those names are absolutly classic. The nagasaki one is kindof in bad taste. The reverse toilet trainer is hilarious. So is the happy jesuit. Nice list. Nice blog, Josh