(Originally posted Thursday, November 29, 2007)
How are we not in any way shape or form succeeding in instilling the proper respect for the Prophet Mohammad in the Sudan?
–*Caning
–*Bastinado
–*Scourging
–*Cat o’ nine tails
–*Lapidation
–*Rustication
–*Larruping
–*Fustigating
–*Cudgeling
–*Garrotting
–*Keel hauling
–*Horse whipping
–*Tar and feathers
–*Administering the lash
–*Breaking them on the wheel
–*Hanging them on a gibbet
–*Impaling
–*Decollating
–*Flaying them alive
–*Cobbing
–*Flagellating
–*Iron maiden
–*Rack and screw
–*Waterboarding
–*And lastly, we’re not instilling respect for Mohammad in the Sudan by throwing English schoolteachers in jail for 14 days for naming a teddy bear after him, an action which would be a direct assault on reason and logic and the Enlightenment.
Beauty is Imperfection 
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