Top 10 Things We’re Just Now Learning About John F. Kennedy
10. He might have actually read “Profiles In Courage.”
9. He might have had sex with Jackie Kennedy, or even been legally married to her.
8. He might have fairly won the 1960 election against Richard Nixon.
7. He thought abortion was okay in certain circumstances, such as when the baby belonged to his mistress.
6. He was not a jelly doughnut.
5. It might have been the unnecessarily risky behavior among his family members that accounts for their repeated tragedies and not, in fact, a curse of the Greek goddess Juno.
4. He had several links to mob boss Sam Giancana, but is likely never to have gone skiing or snorkeling with him.
3. He did not succeed in killing Fidel Castro, who is alive and still wears a beard.
2. He may have rightly figured that the best way to break off a sexual relationship with a barbiturate-addicted movie star with borderline personality disorder is to have your Secret Service men scare her off.
1. Lee Harvey Oswald might have killed him.
(Originally posted Aug. 17, 2007)
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