1 CBS
CSI Nights: The Dawgs of Blood Spatter
2 NBC
America's Got Talent, But Needs Ritalin
5 ABC
Lice Swap
7 Fox
So You Think You Can Perform an Episiotomy?
20 VH 1
The Top 10 Leakiest Celebrity Gastric Bypasses
21 E! Entertainment
If We Could Find a Way To Shoot Anna Nicole
Into Your Bloodstream, Or Better Yet, Give Her
To You Through an Enema, We Would Surely Do It
31 Cinemax
Conspicuously Doughnut-Shaped Throbbings
32 HSN
Subprime Achievers!
35 Public Access
My Video Log of Croatians Showing
Vaguely Fascist Sympathies
33 Spike TV
Opie & Anthony's Predatory Lending Pranks
79 A&E
Flip This Superfund Site
29 HBO
War of the Worlds
30 Lifetime
Movie: "This Businesswoman
Needs To Be Taken Down A Notch"
40 Bravo
Let's Throw Lit Matches at Paula Abdul (Reality)
42 Fox News
Roundtable Discussion: Let's Give Iraq
Its Privacy, OK?
50 Democracy Now
Are Your Feelings For Your Baby Bourgeois?
52 Sundance Channel
Don't Hold Your Breath Waiting For Something
To Happen In This Film From Iran
53 History Channel
Let's Just Get to the Impalings, Shall We?
82 Discovery Channel
An Ancient Canopic Jar Spills Its Guts
83 BBC America
Detective Ipswitch Provokes an Obstreperous
Contumely
84 IFC
Henry Rollins Not Quite Reaching
The Level of Satire He Hopes To
100 CNN
Come back, Anderson! Come back!
102 PBS
The News Hour With Jim Leher: Pretty Much
All the Same Horrible Shit You Can't Be
Bothered With
104 Court TV
Mother of Christ, it's just days and days of "Cops"!
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