2 Fox
Winners Torture Losers (A New Reality TV Event)
4 NBC
The Grease Competition: You Look Greasy To Me
5 ABC
Vivisecting The O’Banions: An Irish Mafia Story
7 Fox
American Idol Adopts African Baby
13 PBS
Self-Replicating Nanotechnology Blob of Gray Goo Obliterates Michael Crichton And All His Books
18 Prayer Network
After Successfully Designing Man, God Admits He Cannot Beat the Japanese Miracle Workers At Toyota Motor Co.
17 History Network
The History of Sauce
18 MTV
Punk’d: The Urology Special
20 MTV 2
90% Of Screen Is Digitally Scrambled Naked Chicks
22 E! Entertainment
Dana Plato: Memento Mori
24 Cartoon Network
The Mucousers
27 Canadian Broadcasting Services
Hockey
29 Country Music Television
Et tu, Toby? Et tu?
30 CNN
Larry King: Waiting For Letourneau
31 Comedy Central
Everybody Loves Sarah Silverman’s Fart Jokes
32 MSNBC
Keith Olbermann Brings Dignity And Gravitas To A Story About The Hit Show “Wife Swap”
34 Cinemax
Engorged And Betrayed
35 Showtime
The Dukes of Hazzard
34 TLC
A Drunk, Abusive TLC Decides You’re Too Stupid To Learn
35 Discovery Kids
Where In The World Is Carmen San Diego Hiding That Missing Plutonium?
38 Fox News
Hannity & Colms Special on Ann Coulter: Is It Okay For A Well-Known Fag Hag To Use The Word “Faggot”?
39 BET Black Entertainment Network
Jesse Jackson Calls For Moratorium On All Racist Jokes Unless They’re Really Funny
40 HBO
Hookers At The Point Go To Disney World
41 Sundance Channel
My Sad, Sad Hungarian Tale
42 Playboy Channel
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