Beauty is Imperfection

My wife Stephanie is featured in short film, part of a “Webisode” called “The Fool,” which you can view on YouTube.

Read Full Post »

Top Ten Things Sex and the City Would Say

1. Meanwhile, across town, Samantha felt like Cinderalla, always coming to the ball too early.
2. And so I had to ask myself: How important is oral sex? Are we losing our heads over head?
3. After two hours of Fleet Week, Miranda had seen more swabs than she had at the gynecologist in 10 years
4. Meanwhile, across town, Charlotte was learning a whole new meaning of the term “face time.”
5. When you live in New York, you have to ask yourself, “Was it a Vuitton bag, or just emotional baggage?”
6. Was I cuckoo for cocoa?
7. For Samantha, it was more than just a one night stand—it was one night standing room only.
8. As I sat alone with my Cosmopolitan and cigarette, I wondered if a broken heart was something you could mend by having meaningless sex with a stranger.
9. Delia was looking for someone who could handily beat the S&P, and then be handily beaten in S&M
10. That night, Samantha’s tricks were for kids.

(Originally posted March 7, 2007)

Read Full Post »

(Originally posted March 8, 2007)

2 CBS News
Scooty Libby Trial

4 NBC News
I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby Trial

5 ABC News
Scooter Libby To Be Sentenced

7 Fox
American Idol

13 PBS
Frontline: Scooter Libby, Crime and Punishment

18 Prayer Network
The Passion of Scooter Libby

17 History Network
Scooter Libby and A History of American Prisons

18 MTV
Scooter Libby: Gettin’ Punk’d, But Not In A Fun Way

20 MTV 2
Cribs

22 ESPN
Scooter Libby, Pitching And Catching

24 Court TV
Who Needs Forensic Files When The Guy’s Obviously Lying?

27 Canadian Broadcasting Services
“Vivre le Quebec libre!”

29 Hallmark
Scooter Libby: Chasing A Dream

30 CNN
Larry King interviews people who have been in situations very vaguely similiar to Scooter Libby’s.

31 Family
“Little House on the Prairie” preempted by the newest Watergate-type scandal offered us by the GOP

32 MSNBC
Countdown: “Twenty-two Months Until Pardon”

33 Comedy Central
Where people will actually get the news about Scooter Libby.

34 TLC
Trading Spaces … With Scooter Libby and Charles Manson

35 Discovery Kids
Identify The Young Person In This Picture Who Would Grow Up To Become Vice President and Order Scooter Libby To Break The Law

38 Fox News
Anna!

Read Full Post »

(Originally posted on MySpace March 6, 2007)

Eric’s Top Ten List

… because if it were Letterman, you’d be watching it on TV.

Top Ten Things Teenagers Would Say:

10. It feels better without a Jimmy Hat.

9. I got clobbered at Level 9.

8. “…big boobs, but also a sense of humor…”

7. Who cares? Let’s smoke it.

6. The army recruiter says he can really help my music career.

5. But Jimmy said he loved me.

4. I can be a mom AND go to school.

3. You know Betrand Russell’s paradox about incomplete number sets in Principia Mathematica? I totally got it last night when I was on Ecstasy.

2. I don’t care, I want him dead.

1. I’ll never be like Kevin.

Read Full Post »

(Originally posted on MySpace, March 5, 2007)

2 CBS

Survivor Goes To East Timor

4 NBC

Friends: An All Too Necessary Reunion

21 MTV

You’re Not Going to Eat THAT Are You? (Reality Series)

22 Metro/Fashion

Poop Another Day—A Model’s Story

23 HBO

“If These Carpets Could Talk” An HBO Original Miniseries

45 PBS

Public Broadcasting Celebrates Take Your Daughter to Work Day, Featuring “Pretty Baby”

25 Family

Kids Say The Most Racist Things

28 Hallmark

Sarah, Tall and Butch

29 Ovation

Blood, Sweat & Tears Goes on Tour with Lesbian Folk Duo Piss ‘n’ Vinegar

30 Discovery Channel

Behind the Drugs That Write the Music

37 Prayer Network

Do Environmentalists Worship Trees?

39 VH1 Classic

New Wave, No Wave, Post Punk, Old Junk

40 Food Network

Food Secrets of The DaVinci Code

42 ABC Family

From Dogpatch to Dogpile: The Lynndie England Story

76 Bravo

Queer Eye For The Straight Priest

78 The Home Improvement Channel

Former Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz Repaints Your House

79 Showtime

The Matrix

80 Cinemax

Spongy Intentions

99 Crosswalk

Municipal Bond Issue Debate

100 Trio

Queer Eye for the Municipal Bond Issue Debate

109 QVC

Dennis Miller Sells Costume Jewelry

Read Full Post »

You all have probably read this story.

Stephanie and I saw a rat on the floor of the KFC near our apartment in NYC two years ago, and that’s what finally turned us off Colonel Chicken forever. Not the trans-fat … just the rat. I think I’ve eaten at a KFC only once since then, and it was in Minnesota. But I will never again be able to sink my teeth into a bite of original recipe without thinking, “Hey, this probably has the same consistency and chew as … rat.”

Read Full Post »

… a mockumentary about Christmas called ‘Tis the Secret.

(Originally posted Feb. 21, 2007)

Read Full Post »

Check Out My Film On YouTube:

Watch my movie here. Check out “S&M Queen For A Day,” directed by yours truly and starring the wifey. It’s also featured in my video section.

(Original post: Sept. 10, 2006)

Read Full Post »