Discovery Channel
Zoologists ask what birds would do with human arms. Answer: Just what humans do. Subjugate others.
Netflix
Watch these documentaries now before we find out their subjects committed multiple acts of sexual assault.
CNN
“Don Lemon Can’t Believe What He’s Hearing,” followed by “Anderson Cooper: Everything’s Ludicrous.”
HBO
“Entourage” now opens with a featurette by Susan Faludi that explains its historical context.
Fox News
Why Whites Wearing Surgical Masks Is Tyranny, While Stopping and Frisking Black People Is OK
Paramount Network
“Cops” opens with a featurette explaining its historical context two months ago.
MTV
“Catfish”: This love thing might be an illusion. Also, you’re dating someone online with a fake profile.
CNN Money
Love is an illusion but I’m forwarding my credit card numbers to a guy I met online anyway.
Bravo
The Manscapers of “Backyard Envy” really ought to be imagining this outdoor space as being full of quarantine tents.
Bravo
Are they really “The Real Housewives of Manhattan” if they have fled the pandemic and aren’t here to fill out their census forms for important tax and political redistricting purposes?
Bravo
The Real Housewives Remote After the After Show Show
Bravo
Cash Cab: If you stay in the cab, you can win $300 and expose someone in the service industry to a deadly pathogen.
Vh-1
Black Ink Compton Crew: If you can’t write something nice on your body, best not to write anything at all.
PBS
An old “Crossfire” featuring Mojo Nixon arguing with Pat Buchanan about dirty song lyrics makes us wistfully remember when the left wing liked freedom of speech.
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