Beauty is Imperfection

(originally posted Saturday, November 17, 2007)

Almanac: Today’s Headlines November 2007

Rich People Lending Money To Each Other At Breakneck Pace

Have You Drawn Up Your Enemies List for 2008 Yet?

Notoriety of Amy Winehouse Earns Her Millions of New Enablers

U.S. Screenwriter’s Strike Prompts Millions of Americans To Ask: “What Shall We Do If We’re Not Throwing Our Lives Away Watching Television?”

Ronald Perelman Hires Recruiting Firm to Line Up Next Four Wives

George W. Bush Asks Incredulously, “Do I Have To Impeach Myself, People?”

Fox News Viewer Still Nodding Eerily As TV Set Goes Dark

Good Friends Cereal Revealed To Be Longtime Companions Oatmeal

Doctors Warn That Fox News Has Heartburn, Ulcerative Colitis and Erythema

“Kill The Hostages” Voted 2007’s Most Popular Catch-Phrase

Fourth Quarter EBITDA: It’s the Reason For the Season

Pop Culture Illiterates Still Shocked By Sluggo’s Vicious Murder of Nancy in the Chelsea Hotel

“Freedom Fries” Now Known As “Unchecked Aggression Fries”

Encounter With Inspiring Deaf Mute Woman Teaches Bill O’Reilly How To Love

Sean Hannity: People Don’t Understand That I Really Take Those “Idiot, Mongoloid, Man-Child” Insults To Heart

“If You Set Your Mind To It, You Can Accomplish Anything” Remembered As Nazi Germany’s Greatest Catch Phrase