Beauty is Imperfection

What’s On TV Tonight, July 17, 2007

2 TNT
We Are Now Officially the "Law and Order" Network

4 NBC
Oral Vs. Anal Retentive Fear Factor Theme
Nights Continue

7 Fox
Make a Tasty Ceviche, Or Be My Bitch (Reality)

10 Prayer Network
Jesus! You cock-blocked me!

20 VH 1
The Best Week Ever on Oxycontin

25 Food Network
Bobby Flay Serves You A Can of Spine

45 Fox News
Bill O'Reilly Beats Up A Shmoo

72 Ovation
The Artist As Woman-Hater

81 Sundance
Film: "Kiss Me Down There" (from Canada)

85 Style
The Blingiest Celebrity 
Alcohol Monitoring Bracelets

200 HBO
A Masturbatory New David Milch Show 
In Blank Verse

204 Cinemax
Pneumatic Suckings

208 Showtime
The Hip New Show Doth Protest Too Much

210 National Geographic Channel
This Hindu Temple is Covered In Cat Shit