Beauty is Imperfection

1 CBS

48 Hours: Why Does The Quiverfull Movement
Keep Growing?

2 NBC
America's Got Talent,
But Only For Low Burlesque

5 ABC
Extreme Makeover: Ty and his team keep demolishing
family's house during the day and moving it down 
one lot, to the family's confusion

7 Fox
Are You Old Enough To Have Sex? (Reality Game Show)

9 CW
Free to be ... a local farm show.

11 A&E
Gene Simmons invades and kills The Two Coreys

13 Univision
Erik Estrada en un Motocicleta

14 Prayer Network
Movie: "The Spelt Will Fly"

15 ABC Family
Fallen Part 12: Spill The Seed

17 Animal Planet
Animals Kill Other Animals For The Delectation
Of Your Children

20 VH 1
Flavor of Luv: Who Poked Holes In This? (Reality)

21 E! Entertainment
The Simple Life: Prison Delousings Are Hot

31 HBO
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

33 Cinemax
Shuddering Breasts With Skin Grafts

33 Spike TV
Let's Put That In There And See What It Does
(Reality)

30 Lifetime
Hedge Fund Wives Shut Off From Their Feelings 

40 History Channel
A really interesting history of the Byzantine ...
nah, just kidding it's some shit called
"Ice Road Truckers"

42 Fox News
Roundtable Discussion: Taunting Sean Penn
and His Family

76 VH-1 Classic
Rock Star Wives: Enabling Your Way 
Into A Lasting Marriage

77 Golf
Golf

83 BBC America
Hotel Cheeky Sheets

(Originally posted Aug. 4, 2007)