Beauty is Imperfection

Eric’s Top Ten List

The Top Ten Things You Can Blame For the Virginia Tech Shooting Other Than The Lack of Gun Control, If You’re In Total Denial

10. Korean action films and their widely imitated “hammer pose” posters

9. The failure to create a much-needed “Nut Alert System” (as proposed by nutty conservative analyst Amy Holmes)

8. Marilyn Manson’s dark new album

7. A much too lenient grading curve in college creative writing classes

6. Immigrants and their ambition to assimilate their children into chiefly white American male pursuits such as going postal with .9 mm Glocks

5. The feminization of the American male, who obviously needs to be taunted and ridiculed as a pussy-boy more often

4. The decline of martial virtues such as valor and glory … (No, we at the ‘National Review’ are not kidding. No, really.)

3. The failure to create a “culture of life” among semi-autistic kids exhibiting anti-social behavior disorder, clinical depression, paranoia, flat affect, and suicidal ideation.

2. Trans-fatty acids and other lipids

1. You didn’t support the troops

(Originally posted April 24, 2007)