Beauty is Imperfection

Top Ten Things Sex and the City Would Say

1. Meanwhile, across town, Samantha felt like Cinderalla, always coming to the ball too early.
2. And so I had to ask myself: How important is oral sex? Are we losing our heads over head?
3. After two hours of Fleet Week, Miranda had seen more swabs than she had at the gynecologist in 10 years
4. Meanwhile, across town, Charlotte was learning a whole new meaning of the term “face time.”
5. When you live in New York, you have to ask yourself, “Was it a Vuitton bag, or just emotional baggage?”
6. Was I cuckoo for cocoa?
7. For Samantha, it was more than just a one night stand—it was one night standing room only.
8. As I sat alone with my Cosmopolitan and cigarette, I wondered if a broken heart was something you could mend by having meaningless sex with a stranger.
9. Delia was looking for someone who could handily beat the S&P, and then be handily beaten in S&M
10. That night, Samantha’s tricks were for kids.

(Originally posted March 7, 2007)