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Another hero of mine has passed. David Johansen was the last living member of proto-punk band the New York Dolls (his survival to age 75 was a feat in and of itself since so many of his bandmates died far too young of drugs, drowning, cancer, etc. … in a series of almost Biblical blights).

When I was 17, I was looking over one of the first in Rolling Stone magazine’s soon-to-be-too-many “Top 100” lists. Clocking in at No. 55 was a very tiny picture of a band. I had very good eyes back then and a really great knack for recognizing people, and even though the guy in front was the size of an ant and dressed as a woman it was incontrovertibly the cross-dressing ant face of one Buster Poindexter, the SNL lounge singer and “Hot Hot Hot” guy. My life changed after I read that issue because I realized he had a whole history (and a different name) I didn’t know about.

It was then I realized I was going to have to do all my own research to be a better music fanatic. Not only did I discover the Velvet Underground in that magazine but I figured out all the bands who got lost before the punk explosion. The New York Dolls was one of them, one of the most misunderstood bands of the early 1970s and most tragically overlooked and mismanaged and destroyed. They dressed glam but sounded different. They arranged and presented like the Rolling Stones (and also had a singer with big lips) but the harmonics and sonic approach and beats were all completely different. They paid homage to the short pop songs of the 50s and early 60s, but it was 1973 and nobody cared about that yet in rock music. (It would take the Ramones and the Clash to create the context for the approach.) To this day, I think people don’t really pay attention to what the band was doing differently because it’s easier to just say they were all drag-dressing drug users who all died in sad and stupid and suspiciously ignominious ways and seemed to carry the curse of Job.

I never begrudged Johansen reinventing himself as campy lounge singer and often entertaining ham actor (the music business is intrinsically evil and it’s wrong to judge those who have figured out how to survive in it). Whenever I hear “Hot Hot Hot” today I tap my toes a little, sure, but mainly I smile at the fact that somewhere an angel is getting his wings and the guy who wrote “Looking for a Kiss” is getting a mechanical royalty.

“Looking for a Kiss” is one of the greatest rock ‘n’ roll songs ever made, by the way, and yet all the other songs on the New York Dolls’ first album are almost as good. It’s a classic from end to end. Do Buster Poindexter a solid and go listen to it.

RIP Gene Hackman

I’m not an actor, but I’ve worked with them and been married to one and was the child of one, so I’ve absorbed a lot of attitudes about it. I’ve also listened to many Orson Welles interviews about the subject. Welles was quite obsessed with theatricality and the idea that what was unreal could also be true. (He was mostly talking about James Cagney.) When I think about Gene Hackman, I ask a different question, “How can someone so real be so interesting?” By real, I mean he doesn’t seem to be acting at all, and yet he’s obviously doing something extremely subtle and magnificent or he’d be boring to watch. He’s not miming. He’s not pandering. He doesn’t use funny voices. When he plays a bad guy, he reminds you of what Welles said: “He’s just a guy who has his reasons.”

One Hackman moment I loved was in “Bonnie and Clyde,” where he played Buck Barrow. Reunited with his brother after a long separation, he tries to incite a party atmosphere but it goes nowhere and he kind of awkwardly slumps and the awkward moment is documented in a long take. Or I think of the moment in “The Royal Tenenbaums” when Royal tells his ex-wife he’s dying, then admits he isn’t after she starts crying and that it was basically a ploy to get her attention. This would come off as extremely silly in a lot of hands, yet Hackman made it real and touching and you almost forgave him the psycho ploy. Again, he was just a real guy who had his reasons.

The actors in my life tell me that real acting is listening, not miming or hamming or practicing moves in a mirror that you plan to repeat later. I think that has something to do with Hackman’s appeal. Real behavior, if you trust it and have insight into it, is always fun to watch. We’re built to put ourselves into the narratives we’re receiving (it’s part of the way we animals survive) and when you have someone who is so good at being so true to the behavior of the character, you must have magic.

I’m very sad to hear of the way Hackman died and sorry for his wife as well, and will like everyone else sit patiently for unhappy details. But I’m not too worried that the horrible nature of his death will overshadow his body of work–because his work was just that powerful.

You can read his obituary at the New York Times here:

Congratulations to me! Salon de la Guerre’s 41st album drops this week.

The album is called Resting Horse Face, and it’s now available for purchase or streaming on all the major music services, including Apple Music, Amazon, Pandora, Spotify, YouTube and Bandcamp. As always, I’m selling this album exclusively in a digital format.

Like most (decent) people, I’ve been unhappy with the political situation in the United States in the last few months and the confluence of hatred, ignorance, greed, superstition and stupidity that has taken hold in the halls of American power. I’ve tried to compartmentalize my despair and turn my feelings into art as much as possible. Given that I’m pretty prolific anyway, it’s likely a lot of my music is going to hit the airwaves in the next few months. The good news is that I never seem to run out of ideas.

The other reason I churned out new music is that I hit a few snags releasing my latest novel, and I needed to stop and take a breather by doing something else.

I describe the new album this way on my music site: “It’s an eclectic collection of electronic and guitar-driven pop songs on futurism, compulsive behavior, nostalgia, frustrated romance and frustrated cult leaders. The lyrics feature a rogue’s gallery of half-talented manipulators and smoothies.”

My last couple of albums were focused on my piano and punk guitar playing. Most of Resting Horse Face, by contrast, was composed on my Logic Pro X software, and this project was more about showing off my composing and arranging talents. First I make the music, then I usually try to find lyrics and a singing style that fit the cinematic quality of the music. I never know if the music I’ve created is going to be right for the sweet spot in my voice, so it’s always a bit of a surprise to me when I start singing; only then do I know if this set of songs is going to rock or suck.

This time out, somehow my voice really worked with the material without sounding too reedy or deadpan. That’s either a testament to how much my singing has improved … or sheer luck. Don’t hold your breath for next time, though.

As always, the album, was written, recorded and produced by yours truly at my home studio over the December 2024 and January 2025. I hope you like the results.

And I promise: My novel is around the corner.

Enjoy the first tune off Resting Horse Face here:

I know I promised you a novel, and by gum, I still plan to give it to you. But I hit a few snags. I was hoping to have a friend or two look my new book over for plot holes and inconsistencies, but people have busy lives and often don’t have time to read my books for fun.

That’s why I offered a couple of them cold hard cash. No takers.

So while I’ve been giving my weary eyes a rest before the next book edit, I did what comes natural to me when I’m sitting around with resting writer face: I recorded a new album of music. As I’ve said before, I can almost write music in my sleep these days, and it’s a talent I try not to take for granted since it was given to me by, um … OK, insert whatever your parent-instilled version of a creator is here.

The result is my new album, called Resting Horse Face, which should hit the streaming services this week. (I still don’t sell physical media versions of my music, unfortunately, since it’s prohibitively expensive.) The new album is a set of pop and rock pieces, mostly punchy and upbeat, though a couple of songs are experimental and moody. There are a few guitar solos, but overall there’s less guitar this time out, since I wanted to try other colors. I’ll add more details when the album has dropped, which I hope happens in a day or two.

Watch this space for the news!

My New Novel

Cover photo by BogdanV.

In the next couple of months, I hope to put out my 10th novel. I guess you could also call this my eighth novel, except that I broke up one of my fatter books a few years ago into three pieces, hoping readers might be more amenable to it if it came in pieces.

The new book is called The Silly Dreams of Shallow Sleep, and it’s a follow-up to my novel Zip Monkey, which I released some years ago. The series follows the adventures of Angel Bimini, a former pornographic actress who has become a New Jersey private detective.

In the new book, she is asked to follow the business dealings of a dead cancer researcher. His ex-colleague thinks his death might have something to do with the Chinese government and its attempts to infiltrate the U.S. scientific research community. Angel is also dealing with a dependency on prescription painkillers, something she started taking after sustaining injuries in the previous book.

I haven’t written a novel in a few years. I’ve been too busy doing music, which is a lot easier for me to write, produce, and release (as you can tell from my prolific output as Salon de La Guerre). But I started tapping out a new work on Angel Bimini a couple of years ago when I remembered her story really wasn’t finished. I’ve even got sketchy ideas for a third book in the series.

I don’t write long form fiction with the same quick facility that I write music. While it’s easy for me to write dialogue and characters, it’s harder for me to keep a long plot sustained, especially a mystery story. The main thing I usually wanna do with my writing is make people laugh, but keeping the audience interested over the course of a book takes a little bit more effort.

I’m having some friends look over the latest draft before I release it. When I do, it should be available as an ebook on Barnes & Noble and Amazon. I know I promised to have paperback-on-demand versions of my books at some point, but these take a little bit more money investment and are a bit more of a design challenge, so I ask for a little more patience on that front.

Watch here for more news. And if you’re interested in any of my other nine books, you can find them here.

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I’m proud to announce that my 40th album, Faint Heart, is hitting the streaming services this week. This one comprises piano songs, including some pop and folk numbers as well as a number of wholly improvised instrumental pieces.

If someone ever asks me how I started playing piano, I’ve got this quick answer at the ready: “I stared at the piano for 45 years, and then one day put my hands down on it and started moving my fingers around.”

A funny joke … if perhaps only somewhat true. In fact, I had a piano in my house for many years as I was growing up. But I was mostly afraid to do anything with it other than learn “Happy Birthday.” My parents had some stuff they liked to play (I remember my father liked playing “Green Green Grass of Home.”) But mostly I remember the family piano being ignored … and in hindsight think of all the opportunity wasted because I was too afraid to play it. We eventually abandoned our family piano (or sold it, I don’t remember) after we moved into a mobile home and couldn’t put it anywhere.

When I was in my 20s and in college, a roommate’s or friend’s keyboard would occasionally slip into my hands and I would add some notes to a guitar project I was working on. But it was just to add color or timbre to my arrangements. Later on, I threw some one-handed piano parts onto my recordings with a MIDI keyboard. When I learned I could program these, I asked myself, “What the hell did I buy this expensive-ass keyboard for?”

Everything changed when my wife got me an iPhone with GarageBand in 2016. I don’t want to turn this into an advertisement for Apple (Tim Cook doesn’t need my help) but occasionally I would run my fingers along the keyboard on the screen, playing along with some electronic thing I’d written, and some not-horrible music would come out. At one point I thought to myself, “Either these GarageBand developers are geniuses and make me sound like a piano player when I’m not … or I have some actual talent at this instrument.” I later composed a full piano piece, playing the right-hand and left-hand parts separately with my right hand on the keyboard. I’m proud of that piece, but I wouldn’t brag about the performance. Eventually, I turned on a cheap tape recorder and tapped out a piece called “Otto Half Soft,” which is the first time I ever composed my own tune with both hands. Because I approach every music project with a punk attitude–assuming that instinct and imagination and raw emotion will always trump technique and skill–I got cocky enough to make a whole album of piano songs in 2018. It was called Yipano, and aside from a few leftover GarageBand pieces, it mostly features me playing a piano two handed. My advertising pitch for that album was: “Pay for the scandal of hearing me learn how to play the piano in real time.” I figured it would drive away what few fans I have, yet I picked up some new ones. Some of the songs get listened to on TikTok.

I waited a few years to do something so arrogant again. The reason it’s happening now is that my son recently got a new 88-key keyboard for his birthday and I wanted to test it out. (My son is a great piano player, and has been trained properly, unlike his dad.) Usually, it’s when I’m “testing equipment” that I start accidentally writing new material. I like this method because the last thing you want to do when you’re writing is overthink.

The upshot is that I squeezed out 15 new songs over the last six weeks, and the result is Faint Heart. I had a lot of unused lyrics left over from past projects, so there’s quite a few new sung songs as well, something to keep things flowing if you get bored with the piano improvisations, classical pretensions or general arrogance of a project like this.

As usual, the new album was written and performed by yours truly in my home studio in New York in July and August. The album cover photo was taken by Natasha Zakharova.

The album is available only digitally on Amazon, Apple Music, Pandora, Bandcamp, Spotify and YouTube, among other services. I hope you enjoy! (Or if not, I’m sorry.)

I am very proud to announce the latest alternative-rock album by Salon de la Guerre: It’s called Standing Close To Power and Catching Its Cold, and it’s now available on all the major streaming services, including Amazon, YouTube, Spotify, Pandora, Apple Music and Bandcamp, as well as other places where music is (still) sold.

Like all my albums, this one is available only digitally.

I’m also proud to announce that with this release, I now have 500 copyrighted songs in circulation. I’m chuffed about this for a number of reasons, the most important of which is that even though I’m an aging guy, I feel like I’m in my creative prime. When I was in my 20s and confused and sad and unproductive most of the time, the conventional wisdom says my art should have been much better. And yet most of the art I made in my 20s was horrible shit.

Things got better in my 30s, really good in my 40s, and now here I am in my 50s, a husband and dad, churning out stuff that I think rocks pretty hard and certainly sounds like the best stuff I’ve ever made. I feel more lyrically focused too. And dare I say it, as someone who never thought of myself as a singer, I now don’t hate my voice anymore.

The new album was designed to be punk rock with two guitars trading off leads. That probably puts me closer to the Replacements than the Ramones this time out. There are a couple of notable exceptions in the stylistic approach: The first song, called “This Town Needs Secrets,” is my first ’70s style power pop song. I did not make it that way on purpose. Sometimes, as you’re producing a song (or any piece of art, really), putting together the random pieces, you realize what it’s becoming, and at that point it’s your job to just get out of the way and let it live.

The last song on the album, “The World’s Pain Leaked Through Her Shirt,” is an electronic piece composed on Apple’s Logic Pro X. It wasn’t guitar rock. In fact, it was more like an outtake from a previous bunch of songs I made two years ago when my mindset was more about the Talking Heads. But the song seemed flippant enough to qualify as punk.

The lyrics seem to be (since I don’t plan those either) about the desires and angers that seethe in domesticity, as well as sexual politics and gossipy little towns (not unlike one I used to live in). I’ve thrown in some allusions to my favorite poets for those interested in hunting for that kind of thing.

As always, the album was written, performed, arranged and produced by yours truly at my home studio in New York. I’m responsible for all the guitar parts; the rest of the sounds were made with my terrific Logic Pro software. (I also designed the cover.)

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22 History
Rich Titanic survivor recalls harrowing moment ship ran out of olives.

21 Bravo
“Below Deck”: The audience patiently awaits a mutiny, even if it might take years.

23 PBS
“Frontline”: The complicated ethics of exaggerating the size of some ethical questions.

25 ABC
Battle of the Network Wonks

45 HBO
A tantalizing documentary about an HBO show that may or may not have hired intimacy coordinators. It’s hot-t-t-t-t-t!

72 Bravo
“Finding Your Roots” discovers a lot of old farmers.

89 ESPN
We’re going to keep mixing sports frivolously. Up next: “Pickleball Meets Monster Energy Supercross.”

170 C-SPAN 2
Here’s where you can find out about all the books you might otherwise be reading if you weren’t watching a TV show about books.

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Movie: “Henry Danger Has Lukewarm Date With Dale Prudent.”

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How to upgrade the vestibule the cops have locked you in during a university protest sweep.

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This episode of “Body Fixers” offers extra blood and pus.

98 C-SPAN
South Dakota governor Kristi Noem advocates for “Secretary of Dog Killing” as new cabinet position.

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“Body Fixers” discovers what’s really wrong with your hair extensions: You have borderline personality disorder.

72 Bravo
“Vanderpump Rules” explores the allure of forbidden love but asks how forbidden it really is when everybody knows that it’s going to result in ratings that are very much bidden.

101 CNN
Israel-Palestine: How your extreme thinking on a complicated issue is going to make everything better, according to the people you are taking social cues from at this moment.

86 TBN
Good news! Grace just got a lot more affordable!

86 TBN
As we watch people dissolve into their own solipsistic and bloodthirsty belief systems, we’re reminded that morality is sometimes best left to the professionals at AutoZone.