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–*We crashed the car

–*We walked into a manhole

–*We sucked the cat up into the vacuum cleaner

–*We drank from the bottle of Old English polisher instead of the glass of orange juice

–*We lost control of the New Jersey transit train and it jumped the tracks in Secaucus

–*We left the lens cap on the camera the whole time and didn’t capture most of Angelina Jolie’s Oscar-worthy performance

–*We weren’t paying attention during our calculus exam and failed to find the proper area under the curve using the integral

–*We weren’t paying attention while building a new dam and failed to find the proper area under the curve using the integral and killed thousands of Chinese peasants

–*We bought Merrill Lynch in our capacity as president of Bank of America and didn’t notice that it was so toxic with bad debt that it could eat a hole in the floor

–*We came

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