–*We crashed the car
–*We walked into a manhole
–*We sucked the cat up into the vacuum cleaner
–*We drank from the bottle of Old English polisher instead of the glass of orange juice
–*We lost control of the New Jersey transit train and it jumped the tracks in Secaucus
–*We left the lens cap on the camera the whole time and didn’t capture most of Angelina Jolie’s Oscar-worthy performance
–*We weren’t paying attention during our calculus exam and failed to find the proper area under the curve using the integral
–*We weren’t paying attention while building a new dam and failed to find the proper area under the curve using the integral and killed thousands of Chinese peasants
–*We bought Merrill Lynch in our capacity as president of Bank of America and didn’t notice that it was so toxic with bad debt that it could eat a hole in the floor
–*We came
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