4 NBC
A man is forced to eat his own entrails. If you can write a plot around this idea, then you’ve got a job at “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.”
24 E! Entertainment Television
Steal, strip, sex your way into fame.
13 PBS
If Oscar Wilde were on Facebook, his status updates would be so witty they would shame you from ever making another one yourself … and other observations by Bill Moyers.
25 MTV
“Hell is Other Guidos”: The Situation, Snookie, Pauly D and JWoww are all stuck together in a room they can’t get out of. And you are paralyzed watching them.
27 The Food Network
Mystery Movie of the Week: The secret sauce is daddy!
36 ABC Family
An innocent squeeze on the cheek cannot be taken at face value in this Anne Sexton biopic.
13 PBS
Anne Sexton: “A woman who loves a woman is forever young.”
24 Lifetime
This lifetime movie on Anne Sexton skews toward women age 30 to 50.
14 CNN
The woman who loves Larry King is forever young.
28 Fox News
A woman who loves Rush Limbaugh is forever quiet, because he can’t hear a word she’s saying.
28 Fox News
Reporter Juan Williams was fired from NPR just for going on Fox News, reports Juan Williams on Fox News.
28 Fox News
A woman is stabbed in Idaho. Coming up: six hours of uninformed conjecture about what it might mean.
28 Fox News
Why it’s unconstitutional to force people to buy health care insurance, car insurance, home owner’s insurance, Social Security, postage stamps or access to the New Jersey Turnpike.
30 CNN
In this latest episode of Crossfire, David and Maddie finally kiss.
31 Current TV
Because of a music rights legal dispute, this biopic on Kurt Cobain features the music of the Dwarves, Zeke, and the Theater of Sheep.
36 Health Network
If you feel as if you can’t concentrate, focus on daily tasks, meet mental challenges, organize your thoughts or retrieve your perspicacity, then the best thing you could possibly be doing right now is watching television.
4 KFOR Oklahoma City
My sister was on this channel the other night! Really! She sat on the journalist panel for the Oklahoma gubernatorial debates.
4 KFOR Oklahoma City
Unfortunately, you have to hate Barack Obama, health care reform, the federal government, roads, bridges and people who get sick if you want to be governor of Oklahoma.
82 Bloomberg
You are unemployed because American companies find you too expensive, and don’t want to waste their vital cash reserves on you and weaken their earnings per share. So if you are smart and can put two and two together, you will vote against the Democrats in two weeks.
54 AMC
“Mad Men” is over for the season, which means it’s best just to turn the television off altogether.
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