–*This story on gut microbes will have you talking about all the wrong things when it comes to the coronavirus.
–*These people who would have drunk bleach for the coronavirus luckily had already died because of some other stupid thing they did.
–*Bad advice about the coronavirus has now become airborne.
–*These six women couldn’t agree on their book club title. So the book club broke up, and they all survived the coronavirus.
–*This guy ate shellfish and his face swelled up. It has nothing to do with the coronavirus, but it is a pretty cool picture.
–*Self-quarantining is undoubtedly the best way to protect not only yourself but also vulnerable communities. And what better way to show your love of humanity than by being a reclusive, selfish bastard?
–*If you have a dry cough and flu-like symptoms, Emily Post’s new etiquette book suggests that you stay far away from Emily Post.
–*Jean-Paul Sartre said hell is other people. Yes.
–*Remember that panic is also contagious, so check in with a health care specialist to find out more about whether or not you are really panicking.
–*Home schooling is a great way to discover how much you are underpaying teachers.
–*Here’s a list of celebrities who aren’t dead.
–*Coronavirus has upended the way we understand health care, our economy, statistics, arcade games, Hot Wheels cars, kelp, mayonnaise, Christmas trees, the Wu Tang Clan, the Oedipus Complex, butter …
–*But some things about America are resilient, even amid a pandemic: Our political attitudes magically don’t change.
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