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Archive for March 31st, 2019

BleedSalon de la Guerre has just released its 19th album, Bleed. It’s a collection of punky, poppy and occasionally soulful songs that sometimes drifts into country-ish singing and which features at least one of my out-of-control guitar solos.

The album is now available on Amazon, iTunes, CD Baby and Spotify, among many other music streaming services in the U.S. and abroad.

I can’t speak for comparisons, but my friends say the album reminds them of Mark Lemhouse, the Pixies and/or Black Francis, Sugar and/or Bob Mould and Matthew Sweet. If you’d asked me, I would have said that I’d had the Rolling Stones, Roxy Music, X and (yes) the Pixies in mind, but only because I always have these groups in mind when I’m doing anything. I have two songs where the harmony vocals are probably the major attraction and I think I sound a little like Seals & Crofts. Not something I would have planned. At some point, your inspiration and direction must compromise with the reality of your voice and what it does well. I often wish I had a Sonic Youth voice, but I don’t really.

I wrote, performed and produced the album and I’m responsible for all the sounds and solos, some of which are on actual guitar, some of which make use of Apple’s wonderful Garage Band software for the iPhone.

Here is a sample of one of the new songs, with lyrics:

“Praise Javelin” by Salon de la Guerre
Music and Lyrics By Eric Rasmussen
Copyright 2019

Now the time has come to praise javelin
Civil war is now your brand
Biblical violence and the handshake of a salesman
A peaceful finger turn to warful hand

Sky worshipper protecting the land
Easy to use; easy to understand;
You see crosses and cross the land

You turned to homicidal ideation
When the masses came and turned on your man
You speak cant and speak the tongues of babble land
Fashion words into a fisted hand

Sky worshipper protecting the land
Easy to use; easy to understand
Biblical violence is now your brand

Where pretty baby did you get that complex?
Was it the woody finish of a vintage wrath?
Praise the father and his heart full of GORE-TEX
Praise the mother made of wire and cans

Sky worshipper protecting the land
Easy to use; easy to understand;
You see crosses and cross the land

There’s a scrap of the prophecy in my hand
No longer tied to the ideals of my homeland
There’s a scrap of the prophecy in my hand
And in my dreams, I inherit nothing but sand

 

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What early characters were written out of George R.R. Martin’s finished drafts of A Song of Ice and Fire, the books behind HBO’s Game of Thrones?

–*Ser Talwyn, the Regifter

–*Queen Birgit the Apostate

–*Ser Warren the Insipid

–*Ser Mountain, Son of Molehill

–*The Pastry Knight

–*Ser Mantos the Sterile

–*Ser Dentos, the Impacted

–*Ser Eryl the Unweaned

–*Braven the Frotteurist

–*Magon the Unimpressive

–*Ser Fallos the Medium Talent

–*Ser Siddy the Umbrage-Taker

–*Ser Ballis the Huggy

–*Pollox, the Smart if Poor of Judgment

–*Tolyn Fuckjoy

–*Mirris Prepucepincher

–*Flavius Scroatworthy

–*Cousin Oliver

–*Fedon the Wood Respecter

–*Ser Color Swatch

–*Eleanor of Screwtown

–*Talys the Unbrassiered

–*Koros the Unclasper

–*Wondish the Pre-diabetic

–*Faleish of the Husks

–*Mellish of the Duck Lands

–*Dropcup

–*Fallmud

–*Burnface

–*Feliox the Hyperactive

–*Matten the Attention Deficit Disordered

–*Mentos, the Freshmaker

 

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