Beauty is Imperfection

What early characters were written out of George R.R. Martin’s finished drafts of A Song of Ice and Fire, the books behind HBO’s Game of Thrones?

–*Ser Talwyn, the Regifter

–*Queen Birgit the Apostate

–*Ser Warren the Insipid

–*Ser Mountain, Son of Molehill

–*The Pastry Knight

–*Ser Mantos the Sterile

–*Ser Dentos, the Impacted

–*Ser Eryl the Unweaned

–*Braven the Frotteurist

–*Magon the Unimpressive

–*Ser Fallos the Medium Talent

–*Ser Siddy the Umbrage-Taker

–*Ser Ballis the Huggy

–*Pollox, the Smart if Poor of Judgment

–*Tolyn Fuckjoy

–*Mirris Prepucepincher

–*Flavius Scroatworthy

–*Cousin Oliver

–*Fedon the Wood Respecter

–*Ser Color Swatch

–*Eleanor of Screwtown

–*Talys the Unbrassiered

–*Koros the Unclasper

–*Wondish the Pre-diabetic

–*Faleish of the Husks

–*Mellish of the Duck Lands

–*Dropcup

–*Fallmud

–*Burnface

–*Feliox the Hyperactive

–*Matten the Attention Deficit Disordered

–*Mentos, the Freshmaker