–*A Nintendo Wii
–*A Nintendo Wii and child support
–*A big glass of eggnog and primary custody of the child
–*An amicus brief from the American Civil Liberties Union, sent by Fed Ex to Alabama
–*A Pleo robotic dinosaur and a public health option
–*A Jedi concentration console, which allows you to levitate an orb with your brainwaves, and a recall of obstructionist Oklahoma Senator Tom Coburn, which would allow you to pass decent health care legislation with your brainwaves.
–*Malibu rum, for your feelings.
–*EyeClops Night Vision Goggles, to teach your children stalking skills early in life.
–*Transformer movie action toys make a great gift, say bloggers compromised by advertising money
–*A Ronald Reagan doll with invisible stealth government, large paper deficits and extra wealth disparity.
–*A job.
Beauty is Imperfection 
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