(Originally posted Sunday, December 23, 2007)
Floss Naked
My Child Goes To School At Ritalin High!
My Other Wife Is A Mormon
I (Heart) The New York Jets
Nature Hates Us. Give Me More Gas.
War! It Pays For Itself.
I (Heart) Andy Rooney
If You’re Back There, Bambi, I’m Sorry
I (Heart) Huckabee’s Evolution Theory
Women Don’t F (Heart) Until You Marry Them
We’re At War! Re-Elect Bush!
I Brake For Gluten
A World of Wanted Deadheads Would Make a World of Difference
Follow Me To Baghdad
Flint Is For Lovers
Visualize Unfettered Carnage
Lesbian Until Graduation
Follow Oprah
Beauty is Imperfection 