What are we blaming the Aurora, Colo. theater shooting on, other than lax gun laws:
–*The Batman movie
–*Tough Ph.D. programs
–*Lax prescription drug laws
–*Poor parenting
–*The right to peaceably assemble
–*Red hair dye
–*People’s lack of access to full body armor
–*Tear gas
–*Too-long movie ads
–*Liberals. Because just saying that word makes certain neanderthals pee blood.
–*Government control of our grammar structure
–*Government control of Social Security
–*Government control of the post office
–*Government control of reserve currency
–*Yo Gabba Gabba went off the air
–*The health care bill
–*Abortion rights
–*Hillary Clinton killed Vince Foster, I tell you
–*Mexican immigrants taking all the jobs
–*Anything other than guns because we have a Second Amendment people and that means if you restrict schizophrenics from acquiring assault rifles, you’re limiting my personal freedom.
