What are we blaming the Aurora, Colo. theater shooting on, other than lax gun laws:
–*The Batman movie
–*Tough Ph.D. programs
–*Lax prescription drug laws
–*Poor parenting
–*The right to peaceably assemble
–*Red hair dye
–*People’s lack of access to full body armor
–*Tear gas
–*Too-long movie ads
–*Liberals. Because just saying that word makes certain neanderthals pee blood.
–*Government control of our grammar structure
–*Government control of Social Security
–*Government control of the post office
–*Government control of reserve currency
–*Yo Gabba Gabba went off the air
–*The health care bill
–*Abortion rights
–*Hillary Clinton killed Vince Foster, I tell you
–*Mexican immigrants taking all the jobs
–*Anything other than guns because we have a Second Amendment people and that means if you restrict schizophrenics from acquiring assault rifles, you’re limiting my personal freedom.
Beauty is Imperfection 
Hey now…The Second Amendment allows me to keep and bear arms. That’s why I have my own nuclear arsenal I keep in the backyard, just in case the government gets uppity.