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Posts Tagged ‘Adobe Photoshop’

–*Red eye

–*Sun glare

–*A piece of gristle in our teeth

–*Our first wife

–*The whole landing strip

–*The low, black curlies

–*Original Supremes singer Flo Ballard

–*The welt we got when we ran into the door

–*The welt we got when we ran into the door if you believe that load of shit and not that it was really domestic abuse

–*The welt we got when we ran into the door no seriously it was an accident, Johnny’s a good man

–*The tattoo of a rose that runs down from our cleavage to our landing strip

–*Certain parts of Article I of the U.S. Constitution

–*Lisa Rinna’s Montgomery glands

–*Tara Reid’s nipples (oh wait, sorry, they’re actually just not there anymore)

–*A cigarette in Arnold Schwarzenegger’s mouth

–*A whole pizza in Bill Clinton’s fists

–*A reflection of Dick Cheney in a foggy mirror on the set of “Three Men and a Baby”

–*Taylor Hicks

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