–*Red eye
–*Sun glare
–*A piece of gristle in our teeth
–*Our first wife
–*The whole landing strip
–*The low, black curlies
–*Original Supremes singer Flo Ballard
–*The welt we got when we ran into the door
–*The welt we got when we ran into the door if you believe that load of shit and not that it was really domestic abuse
–*The welt we got when we ran into the door no seriously it was an accident, Johnny’s a good man
–*The tattoo of a rose that runs down from our cleavage to our landing strip
–*Certain parts of Article I of the U.S. Constitution
–*Lisa Rinna’s Montgomery glands
–*Tara Reid’s nipples (oh wait, sorry, they’re actually just not there anymore)
–*A cigarette in Arnold Schwarzenegger’s mouth
–*A whole pizza in Bill Clinton’s fists
–*A reflection of Dick Cheney in a foggy mirror on the set of “Three Men and a Baby”
–*Taylor Hicks
Beauty is Imperfection 
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