They ripped up the road that takes you downtown Some joker cut the phone line out I don’t know my spit cup from my drink cup And we just dump the trash all down the mountain
Kids that were raised good turn bad from boredom Got to shoot at the squatters cross the way My watermelon grew the size of thimbles And I’m feeling like a failure every day.
Pavement’s coming Any day now Water well is Drying out Pavement’s coming Any day now We’ll just have to figure it out
You were out there pissing on pool tables Someone’s going to ruin all the felt You were vandalizing motorcycles And whoever smells is the ones that dealt
There’s nothing I can do but steal ammonia And sell it to someone with chemistry You can’t remain alone out in the boonies Your sanity gets lost out in the trees
Pavement’s coming Any day now Water well is Drying out Pavement’s coming We’ll see soon Water well will dig us out
Written, performed and produced by Eric Randolph Rasmussen. Copyright 2021.
Salon de la Guerre’s new punk album, Digital Moon, will be available in the next few weeks. Thirteen loud, fast songs about life in our confused times. Some of it I played on guitar, some of it is fabricated with my clever software.
I am still polishing the album, but this is what marketers call “creating pre-awareness.” So consider yourselves pre-aware.
As usual, all the songs were written, performed and produced by yours truly.
The album will be available on Amazon, iTunes, Spotify, Bandcamp and other platforms where music is (still) sold.
Salon de la Guerre’s next album is around the corner. It’s No. 26, and for absolutely no reason whatsoever other than that I felt like it, the album is punk. It’s called “Digital Moon,” and I hope to have it on the streaming services within a couple of months.
Here is a sample:
“Digital Moon” By Salon de la Guerre Written, performed and produced By Eric Randolph Rasmussen
You know it’s just a digital moon That we compute over a programmed sea But I wish I could program you So you would still be in love with me
It’s only an imaginary car But still you like to take a drive in it You have to invent another world Cause this one isn’t one that fits
Spend a paper dollar A made up currency And nothing works in this god damn world When there’s no facts to believe
It’s a digital nation And our nation we make is paper too And if you don’t believe in it There’s no need for it to believe in you
It’s a digital girlfriend But love is something you can believe Because if there’s nothing real in this world Then there’s no place real for you to leave
Spend a paper dollar A made up currency And nothing works in this god damn world When there’s no facts to believe.
Salon de la Guerre’s 25th album, Bring An Open Mind to a Broken Heart, is now available on Amazon, iTunes, Spotify, YouTube, and other platforms where music is still sold.
The project started as an experiment–to see if I could use country music instruments to play microtonal music. In other words, I wanted to meld Gram Parsons and Harry Partch. I even bought a lap steel guitar to try out my hypothesis that something new and wonderful might result.
As I progressed, I learned a couple of things: One, instruments associated with country music such as the banjo and lap steel guitar can hurt your ears if sampled and played in rapid succession. And then I was reminded of a golden rule of music, which is that you shouldn’t let a bunch of fuzzy sound effects get in the way of a good song.
The result is an album of arty country experiments sitting jeek by chowl with a number of more conventional country numbers and lap steel performances. It’s not exactly what I’d intended, but I still think a lot of it came out sounding fresh and new. I hope you agree.
As always, the album was composed, produced, arranged and performed by yours truly. That’s me playing the lap steel guitar, banjo, acoustic guitar and keyboard, while Apple GarageBand’s software provides string, bass and drum backup.
The cover art work was created by my longtime friend Corey B. Sanders.
My 24th album, Hot Tears, is now available on iTunes, Amazon, Spotify, YouTube and other platforms where music is (still) sold.
This is my first and so far only album dedicated to jazz. Most of the eight songs are cool and modal jazz in the Miles Davis-John Coltrane vein, though I’ve added a couple of ringers: a Louis Armstrong takeoff that was meant to accompany my short film Scrabble Rousers, and a fusion rock piece that owes more to Frank Zappa.
My reasons for doing jazz might seem obvious: I’ve played alto sax since I was 12, and I love postwar American jazz in particular. But there’s a sillier reason: I needed a jazz song for my film, and I don’t like leaving single stray songs lying around unattached to albums. So I wrote seven more to make “Scrabble Rousers” less lonely, less likely to fall through the cracks.
In the age of streaming, I understand that, sadly, the format of full-length albums is dying. And yet those are the formats I love. I love sequencing groups of songs, seeing if their different moods take you on a journey. While I wouldn’t call the Beatles’ White Album my all-time favorite, it’s one of the albums I’m most obsessed with, because I don’t know how you make a long work like that with such a chaotically wide variety of styles and yet still somehow make the whole thing seem cohesive. So assembling albums–trying to yank the listener through as many wide-ranging emotions as possible without losing them to alienation or befuddlement–is a hobby I enjoy almost as much as making the music.
Having devoted myself to an entire jazz album this way, for the dumbest of reasons I concede, I was also curious to see how well my saxophone playing has held up. Although I played it in high school, I put it down for almost 30 years while I pursued a love of rock music and its main sonic vehicle: the guitar. But I picked up the sax again for a couple of songs on my 2015 album Clam Fake, mostly to see how the instrument would sound when sandwiched next to alternative guitar tunings, since guitars tuned Sonic Youth-style tend to sound like horns as well. I figured something interesting would happen.
But now that I’ve tried a whole album of improvising on this, my first instrument, I must say I’m pretty proud of the results. Aside from one tweak of two bad notes and some edits on “Scrabble Rousers” and “A Picture of Lori Looking at the Sky,” the sax solos you hear on Hot Tears (not counting the introductory melodies*) were not heavily chopped up.
I don’t know if I’ll do another jazz album soon (yesterday, I sent the saxophone back to the company that rented it to me, so right now I am sax-less). But after you’ve heard me churn through a few more styles and experiments (I’ve got a country rock coming out next week), maybe I’ll try this again someday.
As always, I composed, arranged, performed and produced the album by myself. I hope you enjoy.
*I should have added for clarity and full disclosure that the opening sax melodies on “Glitching” and “A Picture of Lori Looking at the Sky” were put together from fragments of saxophone runs for the sake of recording speed and simplicity, though only the middle solo on the latter song was edited together from two different improvised takes. I also forgot that I had to piece together the solo on “Scrabble Rousers” from two or three takes, something I should have mentioned in the first draft of this blog post. My apologies.
Within the next month or so, Salon de la Guerre will be releasing two new albums. One is best described as an “art country” album. More on that later. The other is my first album dedicated to jazz and it’s mostly in the Miles Davis-John Coltrane mood, though there are a couple of curveball songs.
Why did I do this? Why do I keep straying from the garage rock that is Salon de la Guerre’s main order of business? Well, there are a few reasons. One is that playing around in different genres helps me innovate and come up with new ideas. Next, I had built up a collection of melodies that didn’t really fit into pop or punk or rock songs very well. After enough of them piled up, I decided to do the right thing with them.
Then there were a few mundane, practical reasons. As regular readers know, I’ve made a few short films; for years, I have had to hide one of my student works from 2006 because I had put a popular Louis Armstrong song on the soundtrack. It was going to be a huge burden to pay for the rights to this song every year, and so I tried to think of a way I could capture the spirit of the piece and make my own jazz song to save the film, “Scrabble Rousers,” from oblivion. I took a huge risk and tried to score it using my own saxophone playing (something I’ve done only a little of since high school). Once I had the sax in my hands, I thought I might as well go all in and record an entire jazz album.
Sorry for the long-winded explanation. The upshot is that I’m fairly proud of the result, which is called Hot Tears.
Attached is a song from the album, which is almost completed.
Eric R. Rasmussen is a novelist, composer, journalist and filmmaker. He is the author of ten novels, including the three-volume work The Ghost and the Hemispheres. He is the sole force behind the musical act Salon De La Guerre. And he is the writer/director of the online Web comedy series “The Retributioners” starring Stephanie Faith Scott.
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