What Clickbait Items Are We Opening? Dec. 22, 2025
December 22, 2025 by Eric Rasmussen
Board denies Jenny McCarthy relevancy for the 20th time.
Is it a spool of copper or the rings of Saturn? This photo editor isn’t saying.
This zygote is tired of other people assuming what it wants.
Why you’re bursting into tears all wrong.
If you wanna know what the life of a blue jay is like, why don’t you just go ram your head into a plate glass window?
“This ain’t your grandfather‘s elbow flange” and other slogans that never took off.
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf. … But I bet you weren’t ready for me to hand you this subpoena.
How to make yourself sexier for the people tapping your phone.
Does your girlfriend really care or is she just acting in the way the algorithm wants her to? Take this quiz to find out.
Teenagers are so done with this thing they were doing five minutes ago.
These people were seeking meaning. Specifically, what does 6-7 mean?
How crocodiles upped the ante for this singing talent show.
I don’t know about you, but I will watch videos of possums munching bananas all god damn day.
Teenage inventor invents tongue kissing.
Nation’s uncles confirm: You’re not getting much more life out of that timing belt.
Nation’s convention hookers confirm: You don’t have to go back to your room all alone.
Nation’s girlfriends want to know: What are you thinking about right now?
Canada. Hmmmmm ….
A whole family size bag of M&M’s. Hmmmmm …
Why people love infrastructure but they’re never in love with infrastructure.
Why you’re sexually fetishizing firefighters all wrong.
Why hasn’t the retro industry brought back outhouses yet?
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