They shared erotic pictures of themselves on an Indonesian chat site. The court’s verdict: sexy!
This $2 bill was sitting at the bottom of his sock drawer like a $3 diamond.
We’ll never know what the dinosaurs thought of fast food.
This blogger said that his child’s painting should be worth $2 million at least. Just look at those colors!
Watch this adorable lion cub tussle and tumble with his brothers and try to understand that they are learning to murder.
This car wash hack was completely useless to this pedestrian.
This Amazon Go store never opened but you can still imagine it in the empty space Amazon left for you to stare at.
Kick your online privacy up a notch by faking your own death.
This dogsledder did himself no favors when he told the world he was actually a cat person.
It’s now more important than ever to have a poker face at the company Christmas party.
This couple is sad and disgusted by their totally avoidable 30-year age difference.
This urban designer is already thinking a million years ahead to when we’re all being engulfed by karst sinkholes.
This newborn doesn’t forgive lightly for you pushing them out of your womb.
These old videos surfaced of people sexualizing Seth Rogen in 2022, and needless to say … it was awkward!
Bra. Lamp. Fire. It’s all rogue!
This Black columnist is the only one who can beat up on a Black entertainer. Everyone else doing it is racist.
Not Pretty: These strippers are getting pretty lewd when talking about their healthcare plan deductibles.
This plumber shrugged and said, “You should have used copper.”
This gun killed everybody but the intruder because physics.
This Rasmussen Reports (no relation) innocently asked if it was OK to be white then snuck out the door after starting millions of unnecessary arguments which Rasmussen Reports had no way of knowing would happen because it insists it was just asking a normal, scientific question that many white supremacists would ask.
She opened the present and it was Anna, not Elsa. What happened next surprised no one.
You won’t be surprised at what this guy who bought pizza with crypto eight years ago more recently did with his firearm.
We celebrated the one year anniversary of Will Smith finding a novel solution to the problem of being universally liked.
Eric R. Rasmussen is a novelist, composer, journalist and filmmaker. He is the author of nine novels, including the three-volume work The Ghost and the Hemispheres. He is the sole force behind the musical act Salon De La Guerre. And he is the writer/director of the online Web comedy series “The Retributioners” starring Stephanie Faith Scott.
Beauty is Imperfection 