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–*Why words refuse to work with Rudy Giuliani anymore.
–*Why you’ll never know what’s in this confidentiality agreement.
–*Why do we not hear from Leonard Nimoy anymore?
–*Which actresses bared all as part of a routine medical examination?
–*Why this olive branch is a peace symbol and not something you should put in your mouth, Taylor Swift.
–*Why when you click this link, God will not be there.
–*The end is nigh. Invest in gossamer wings.
–*This human growth hormone has had it with Lance Armstrong.
–*This old drunk used to be a young drunk.
–*How come you never hear from your partner’s genitals anymore?
–*How the #MeToo movement has ruined this cabbage cleanse.
–*The market will crash any day, says this investor waiting to buy assets from you on the cheap.
–*Why trading barter corn for dental care is the new normal.
–*Why this famous celebrity never saw the rock coming.
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