–* Twenty-three stars who don’t know they passed away in 2018
–*Ten stars who have uncashed checks lying around.
–*This man could not find his ass with a funnel.
–*These three people thought they were stepping in Shinola. They thought wrong.
–*Ten people who didn’t know that if you do this, then that will happen.
–*These 20 kittens wanted food so bad, they posed topless.
–*This woman posed naked for food stamps.
–*This woman posed naked for ethnic nationalism.
–*This man mistook a nerine for a lily and is paying the price in hell.
–*Why schizophrenics are trading in their moms for this murdering alien CIA robot.
–*Watch these 63 million people do something just because everybody else is doing it.
–*Why Americans are ditching their teeth and vomiting on their food like flies.
–*You’re dropping out of school and getting hooked on meth all wrong.
–*This toddler panicked and sold one leg of his strangle option strategy on IBM way too early.
–*The rumors about cardboard are true.
–*Victoria Beckham confesses that she is an optical illusion.
–*Donald Trump demonstrates that love is an optical illusion.
turned my attention to fiction writing this year, and slowed down the torrid pace of music releases from the previous two years. Still, my perverse need to bounce around genres had me this summer quickly recording an album of piano numbers and a proto-punk album simultaneously.