(Originally posted Tuesday, February 03, 2009)
“Plus”
“Minus”
“Yes”
“No”
“Hell no.”
“Positive. For drugs.”
“Down two quarts”
“Jackpot!”
“You are have long life. Lucky Numbers: 35, 68, 92”
“Joker! Joker! Joker!”
“Too much chlorine in pool.”
“Where in the fuck do you think you’re going to put that baby?”
“You’re too young to be using this”
“This ain’t an Etch-A-Sketch. Your Eggo’s Preggo, Home Skillet”
“You are pregnant. The NSA has been notified”
Beauty is Imperfection 
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