(Originally posted Saturday, December 20, 2008 )
What Are Some of the Novel New Christmas Desserts?
–*Gauche Cherry Overload
–*Pumpkin Bloat Pie
–*Tiramisu Throw
–*Merry Cherry Tricyclic Antidepressant Pie
–*Vicodin Gingerbread House
–*Disappears Quickly From Your Mouth Like the Kiss of a French Whore Raspberry Liqueur Cakes
–*Molten Chocolate Holiday Emotional Meltdown
–*Inferiority Complex Truffles
–*Prestressed Peanut Brittle
–*Counter-transference Striped Cookie Cake With Extra Displacement Bears
–*Butterscotch Chinese Noodle Separation Anxiety Cookies
–*Le Brownie with Le Candy Cane Le Stuck In It
Beauty is Imperfection 
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