(Originally posted Tuesday, September 23, 2008 )
What are the tell-tale signs that your favorite reality TV show or your marriage has jumped the shark?
–*He’s drinking too much
–*Tyra is drinking too much
–*You and your husband have agreed to always take separate vacations
–*Everybody on the island has put it to a vote and decided the Earth is flat.
–*Your wife is asking for the passwords to all your financial accounts
–*Kim Kardashian’s accountant is now a regular on the show
–*Your husband wants to inject part of his ass into his face
–*Tyra has invented the “cleavage cam”
–*Nobody knows where the kids are
–*Nobody knows where the kids are
–*Ted McGinley
–*Couples therapy has fallen down on the priority list below replacing the liner on the above-ground pool
–*Couples therapy is the next episode
–*You no longer laugh together at “Everybody Loves Raymond”
–*Nobody loves to see Scott Baio taking a crap.
–*Half the TV screen is digitally scrambled naked chicks
–*Ditto.
Beauty is Imperfection 
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