–*Deflecting the situation with jokes.
–*Promising we’ll never do it again.
–*Deflecting the situation with lead paint remediation
–*Promising to make amends.
–*Deflecting the anger with gifts.
–*Deflecting the situation with both jokes and lead paint remediation.
–*Yelling fire, running away.
–*Dropping to our knees and begging forgiveness.
–*Dropping to our knees, begging forgiveness, offering up tickets to Maroon 5.
–*Grabbing an innocent bystander as a human shield.
–*Kissing the baby.
–*Grabbing a baby as a human shield, kissing innocent bystander, promising lead paint remediation.
–*Telling a dead baby joke, using Maroon 5 as a human shield, yelling fire and running away.
–*Kissing mother in law.
–*Giving mother-in-law Maroon 5 tickets, running away.
–*Yelling fire and running away.
–*Telling jokes, enjoying playful banter with Woody Harrelson.
–*Promising Woody Harrelson Maroon 5 tickets and lead paint remediation.
–*Stopping sandblasting work on the Williamsburg Bridge and offering lead paint remediation to local residents suffering adverse health effects
–*Offering $300 tax rebate checks in the mail as an apologia for invading Iraq.
–*Saying Chicago doesn’t need the god damned Olympics anyhow.
–*Enjoying playful badinage with Woody Harrelson and Maroon 5 until running away and yelling fire while holding up a baby to deflect criticism, scorn, lawsuits and/or gunfire.
Beauty is Imperfection 