–*Snooki
–*JWoww
–*The Situation
–*Pauly Q
–*Ootsie
–*Salmonella Bob
–*Vittles
–*Fuck Face
–*Oatmeal Pete
–*Sidewinder Sally
–*Back Door Sue
–*Grandma Hattie
–*The Issue
–*The Problem
–*Orange Alert
–*Orange Tan Alert
–*Melanoma Mary
–*Tits
–*Spooge
–*Race Bait Vin
–*Nightmare Steve
–*Zulu Dawn
–*Staten Island Bob
–*Boom Boom
–*”Uncomfortable Silence” Frank
–*J Duh
–*Fixodent and Forget It
–*Mau Mau
–*Your Place Or Mine
–*Diphtheria Chuck
–*The Awesomeness
–*Guido the Killer Pimp
–*”Sid” In Quotation Marks
–*Sid Without Quotation Marks
–*The Situation With Mange
–*The Situation With Crabs
–*The Accidental Dismemberment Situation
–*Pauly-Tony
–*Tony-Pauly
–*Angie From Exit 82
–*Angie From Exit 86
–*Ichabod
–*Staten Island Scurvy
–*Pauly No Club Foot (In Memory of Pauly Club Foot, who now sleeps forever in quick lime)
Beauty is Imperfection 