(Originally posted Wednesday, October 17, 2007)
Stupid Things We Said In Anger That We Wish We Could Take Back Now….
–“Your chocolate Jesus sculpture was derivative.”
–” That’s just something I’d expect to hear from a woman who didn’t ever go through puberty because of a pituitary deficiency.”
–“I don’t know if your being a hermaphrodite was ever really such a big turn on for me in the first place now that I think about it.”
–“All you were to me was a pair of gams and a sub-prime mortgage.”
–“I wasn’t in love with you; I only loved your Amway Saleswoman of the Year award.”
–“At least I’m not a dyslexic pedophile from Southie.”
–“You’re just a Torah-dropper.”
–“I hate you and your stupid parasitic twin.”
–“You aren’t even qualified to be installing that operating system. … You faggot!”
–“Let’s invade Iraq.”
Beauty is Imperfection 