- You’re eating Tide pods all wrong.
- This indulgence hack will get Catholics into heaven for a small fee.
- Tornados are so beautiful and scary you want to just go right up and kiss them … and you absolutely should!
- This man was a demented stalker at 20 but a fiercely loyal and devoted husband at 40. Oddly, his essential qualities didn’t need to change much.
- This band made it to the next level and all they needed was a lead singer who could come in and start removing all the original members.
- Paleontologists didn’t mince words when they called this raptor “King of the Dicks.”
- Sexologists say it’s a given that the experience of having sex in Iowa is something most Homo sapiens will never know.
- You used cash? What are you, stupid?
- This Kubla Khan hack will have you drinking the milk of paradise.
- This mortal coil shake will have you losing hundreds of pounds.
- You called this anole a salamander and he wasn’t about to take your shit.
- Do you fall in and out of love too quickly and then execute your ex-loves at the Tower? Take our Henry VIII quiz.
- Donald Trump started speaking in tongues and his tongue wasn’t having it.
- This adolescent sleuth figured out that the dialogue in porno movies is almost identical to the stage directions.
- Only these four actors ever accurately portrayed the harrowing act of eating an overstuffed, sloppy sandwich.
- Demi Moore leaves nothing to the imagination.
- Halle Berry leaves nothing to the imagination.
- Sydney Sweeney leaves nothing to the imagination.
- This plate of waffles left nothing to the imagination.
- This abandoned car battery in your unemployed neighbor’s front yard left nothing to the imagination.
- Yep. That’s a dead deer right there.
- “Look at you standing there with your mouth open,” voted top term of endearment for couples in their twelfth year of marriage.
- This guy’s essay on late capitalism made a comfy nest for a family of mice that lived for months under his dead body.
- Do you feel the Olympic Games have strayed too far from their Christian origins? Answer this poll that is actually an advertisement.
- This dark web hack will have you removing your enemies’ content on false copyright infringement grounds.
- This dark web hack will have you dissolving the U.S. Constitution on false voter fraud grounds.
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