–*This Ryan Reynolds look-alike has people doubting their own sanity.
–*This bog body was obviously not having a good time 8,000 years ago.
–*You’re being attracted to Sydney Sweeney all wrong.
–*Are you really into Pre-Raphaelite art or just into crazy chicks? Take this quiz.
–*Will anything stop Timothée Chalamet? What about his being chained to this radiator?
–*How this brain-eating amoeba learned to relax.
–*How your inability to do long division is making you feel safer in these Red States.
–*That song you’re enjoying right now … have you thought about whether it’s less perfect than “God Only Knows” by the Beach Boys?
–*Nation‘s pigeons want to know: Are you going to drop that bread?
–*Customer service representative confidently refers you back to the number you already dialed.
–*This devastated chef used to be a devastated cook.
–*And just like that, “Sex and the City” removed all the jokes from the scripts.
–*Children of alcoholics confess: A few of the years were fun.
–*The NSA admits the nation’s paranoids are getting too boring to eavesdrop on.
–*We threw random punches at people, and if you know anything about mammals, their reactions will not surprise you.
–*Don’t let sinkholes get you down.
–*This fast food disruptor offers hamburger solutions.
–*Last bit of imagination this Ohio man boasted could’ve been used on climate solutions, but he wrote a dragon screenplay.
–*Last bit of imagination this New York man boasted could’ve been used on climate solutions, but he wrote a comedy listicle.
