What Clickbait Stories Are We Opening? Feb. 27, 2024
February 27, 2024 by Eric Rasmussen
- This life hack is really just hitting a coconut with a hammer.
- How fear influences our decisions … including our decisions to run away from a hail of bullets.
- Trump mistook his wife for a hat, and the hats weren’t having it.
- How to make the financial system collapse with the power of fear.
- This general put an egg in his beer because he was obviously still half in the bag.
- This Republican influencer tells you how to be afraid of transgender people if you’re not afraid of them yet.
- If you concentrate hard enough, certainly you can stop bombs with your mind. If it doesn’t work, you must not want it badly enough.
- This confessed rapist might have been taken out of context by us on purpose.
- The National Lead Council says your food doesn’t have enough lead in it.
- Are you sending death threats over the internet as often as you could be?
- Are you swatting people as often as you could be?
- Why did this dog waste his super-poweful sense of smell on your crotch?
- Well, these kippers are fucked now.
- U.S. Presidents: Why aren’t they helping you out of this shit-show you got yourself into?
- This tar paper roof told everyone what her dad did for a living.
- Married strippers: “So where is the husband in all this?”
- How this married Trump supporter became a divorced Trump supporter.
- Artificial intelligence programs: How to know if you are one of them.
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