Beauty is Imperfection

• This life hack is really just hitting a coconut with a hammer.

• How fear influences our decisions … including our decisions to run away from a hail of bullets.

• Trump mistook his wife for a hat, and the hats weren’t having it.

• How to make the financial system collapse with the power of fear.

• This general put an egg in his beer because he was obviously still half in the bag.

• This Republican influencer tells you how to be afraid of transgender people if you’re not afraid of them yet.

• If you concentrate hard enough, certainly you can stop bombs with your mind. If it doesn’t work, you must not want it badly enough.

• This confessed rapist might have been taken out of context by us on purpose.

• The National Lead Council says your food doesn’t have enough lead in it.

• Are you sending death threats over the internet as often as you could be?

• Are you swatting people as often as you could be?

• Why did this dog waste his super-poweful sense of smell on your crotch?

• Well, these kippers are fucked now.

• U.S. Presidents: Why aren’t they helping you out of this shit-show you got yourself into?

• This tar paper roof told everyone what her dad did for a living.

• Married strippers: “So where is the husband in all this?”

• How this married Trump supporter became a divorced Trump supporter.

• Artificial intelligence programs: How to know if you are one of them.

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