–*Kanye and Kim’s new mansion. How does it compare with a hole in your skull?
–*The Elusive Nipples of Miley Cyrus.
–*Acid or industrial press: Which is the most effective way for the government to do away with Edward Snowden?
–*Jennifer Aniston emerges from home without hat and sunglasses.
–*How the government can kill you where you are standing right now.
–*How to burn fat while eating an ice cream sundae and watching reruns of “Friends.”
–*This deflated balloon looks remarkably like Josh Hartnett’s shrunken scrotum after a swim.
–*Is this a picture of Lady Gaga? (We can’t ever be too sure these days!)
–*Breaking: This idiot doesn’t know how to spell “cereal.”
–*Will Cameron Diaz ever get any younger?
–*Parent capturing child’s tantrum over candy goes viral.
–*Child gets even with fake molestation charges.
–*We approached Justin Theroux with a billy club, just to see what he would do.
–*Brides on fire: A pictorial.
–*The most delicious yogurt in the world happens to be 40 feet from this writer’s apartment.
–*Viral video: See why this dog is doomed.
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